Craig gotta a list and yes I been on it
If my ads up, then I need components
Hard motherfuckers with suitable cajones
Paint that dick down, call me Pocahontas
Bitch like me ain't got time for bullshit
Fuck Match and Adam, my needs are immediate
I live alone, just knock on my door twice
I like white boys but the ass must be nice
Let me clarify, let me take a step back
Let me explain why I would ever do that
See, happy endings don't come in your twenties
Unless you got the oil and about three twenties
Massage Envy, He might slip it in me
Indeed that was the first line of his entry
I don't like queries just send me your stats, bro
Don't play me, you best play with Hasbro
Get to the point, you down or are you not?
You trying to get fucked, or (gasp) are you a top?
That's so rare, I'm so used to fembots
come calling at my door with panties on? Girl, stop
Okay, I got 'em over, guess I am hosting
Would you like some water? Oh my dick size? No boasting.
Whip that bitch out and slap him one to three times
Right on the lip 'cause he's invading my free time
No cuddling, we ain't watching TV, don't ask what's the tea, you came to see me
No we ain't dating, your voice is grating, and if you pick up your cell
You will hear my door slamming
This is not a love song. Fuck ya' love songs
I don't give a fuck if I'm right or wrong
Cause I wanna give a fuck to a suitor,
a prince who took his crown off and left it at the crib
Ad lid on this rhyme, you got pot, that's fine
Roll it up real nice and blow the smoke in my face
I'm on my ho shit, I have no regrets
I'll put ya' ass out. Don't care if you came yet.
You want some dick then ask, nicely
You want this ass then grab, tightly
You want this flow but I'm cold, solid
You can't use my bathroom to shower, got it?
But look, don't cry, Big Girls don't do that
I didn't mean to hurt you but you talking too much
Gagged on my dick now you tossing your lunch?
Damn, they don't like 'em like me anymore.